“Your clothes are so ugly”,
ohmylala: Or “you’ve worn that before”. Um okay sorry for not being able to go shopping all the fucking time for new, cute, expensive clothes and accessories and shit. Sorry for not having a whole lot of money in my pocket or wallet. Sorry for choosing to spend my money more wisely on things I need instead of new clothes. Sorry for not having a cuteass wardrobe like you. Sorry that you’ve...
a dramatic re-enactment of my thoughts while...
me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
me: i'ma read the back of this.
me: lather, rinse, repeat?
me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
me: did i already wash my hair?
me: i think i did but i don't remember.
me: i'ma do it again.
me: FUCK I REPEATED.
me: well played, pantene pro-v.
me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
me: i bet it's awkward.
me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
me: okay time to get out.
me: where the fuck is my towel.
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aseriesofbadlifechoices: Sometimes when I’m feeling down I look up Bob Ross videos on YouTube.
Mahal Kita: You hate yourself, don’t you? You hate... →
cindahsaur: You hate yourself, don’t you? You hate how your face looks. You hate your nose, your eyes, your ears, your eyebrows, your lips.. You hate your arms, your hands, your body. You hate how big your thighs are and you hate your calves. You hate your feet, your toes. Your fingernails. You hate your…
Want her to start liking you?
Make her laugh. Girls love a sense of humor, and will fall for you even faster if you can relate to her humor as well. There are things you need to be serious about, naturally, but tease her. Joke around with her. Pick on her, then suck up to her right after. Shower her in hugs and kisses and overwhelm her with cuteness, because she’s looking for a guy that can make her laugh and smile in a...
cindahsaur: originalllymark: HOLYYYYYYY SHIIIIIITTTTTTTT LOOLOLOL Reflexes man
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since...
I'm committed when I'm taken.
adriannephan: People are constantly walking in and out of my life. It’s nothing new to me. I don’t even bother making new friends cause everyone ends up the same way, strangers.
Anonymous asked: Hi. It's the British guy from Omegle. My internet cut off so if you want, follow me on Twitter @RyzGlidz and yeah bai
dumbanon: sourpatchsteph: colfercriss: LITERALLY ME WHEN BUGS “I can’t even kill him regular!” oh my god this is literally me
alxesi: sweet-bitsy: i’m laughing so hard...
chompyface: do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck
This pain is too much to handle. I didn’t want to turn out this way. I’m a person… I have feelings… But I’d be better off dead… That would make you happy, Wouldn’t it?
A teacher in New York was teaching her class about...
I want a guy that will be nice to me. Play video games with me for hours and no let me win. I want a guy that will just sleep with me, like a nap or something. A guy that will surprize me with a dinner….. out of the microwave :) . A guy that will hug me from behind and say “I love you” for no reason. I want a guy that loves me for who I am and not because i have “big...
If only my report cards were as good as my guitar...
Normal people playing video games: Oh wow this is fun!
Me playing video games: MOTHER FUCKING BITCHASS HOE YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME OH MY FUCKING GOD SERIOUSLY NO WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I HATE EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE SHIT DO WHAT IM FUCKING TELLING YOU OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING MOOOOOOVE FUUUUCK *slams fists down on desk* I FUCKING GIVE UP ON LIFE WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT UGHGGH ASSHOLES OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHOOT THE FUCKING GUN STOP RELOADING ASSHOLE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME OH MY GOD OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDD SJBSJSKDHSJS BDJSMD SUSHJSKD AGGHHHHHH FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK