Or “you’ve worn that before”. Um okay sorry for not being able to go shopping all the fucking time for new, cute, expensive clothes and accessories and shit. Sorry for not having a whole lot of money in my pocket or wallet. Sorry for choosing to spend my money more wisely on things I need instead of new clothes. Sorry for not having a cuteass wardrobe like you. Sorry that you’ve already seen me in this t-shirt like last week or some shit. Lol cut me some slack.
You hate yourself, don’t you? You hate how your face looks. You hate your nose, your eyes, your ears, your eyebrows, your lips.. You hate your arms, your hands, your body. You hate how big your thighs are and you hate your calves. You hate your feet, your toes. Your fingernails. You hate your…
Make her laugh. Girls love a sense of humor, and will fall for you even faster if you can relate to her humor as well. There are things you need to be serious about, naturally, but tease her. Joke around with her. Pick on her, then suck up to her right after. Shower her in hugs and kisses and overwhelm her with cuteness, because she’s looking for a guy that can make her laugh and smile in a generation where guys just upset her or make her sad.
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick… I guess it’s kinda politically correct…
do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck
A teacher in New York was teaching her class about bullying and gave them the following exercise to perform. She had the children take a piece of paper and told them to crumple it up, stomp on it and really mess it up but do not rip it. Then she had them unfold the paper, smooth it out and look at how scarred and dirty is was. She then told them to tell it they’re sorry. Now even though they said ...they were sorry and tried to fix the paper, she pointed out all the scars they left behind. And that those scars will never go away no matter how hard they tried to fix it. That is what happens when a child bully’s another child, they may say they’re sorry but the scars are there forever. The looks on the faces of the children in the classroom told her the message hit home. Pass it on.
I want a guy that will be nice to me. Play video games with me for hours and no let me win. I want a guy that will just sleep with me, like a nap or something. A guy that will surprize me with a dinner….. out of the microwave :) . A guy that will hug me from behind and say “I love you” for no reason. I want a guy that loves me for who I am and not because i have “big boobs”. A guy that will pick me up when I fall… AND I dont give a FLYING FUCK about how attractive or unattractive this guy is, just as long as we are happy :)
Normal people playing video games:Oh wow this is fun!
Me playing video games:MOTHER FUCKING BITCHASS HOE YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME OH MY FUCKING GOD SERIOUSLY NO WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I HATE EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE SHIT DO WHAT IM FUCKING TELLING YOU OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING MOOOOOOVE FUUUUCK *slams fists down on desk* I FUCKING GIVE UP ON LIFE WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT UGHGGH ASSHOLES OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHOOT THE FUCKING GUN STOP RELOADING ASSHOLE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME OH MY GOD OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDD SJBSJSKDHSJS BDJSMD SUSHJSKD AGGHHHHHH FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK